Perfect SPLIT

Cool Parting Lines whn ur breaking up with each other----
1-we are not meant for each other.
2-let us give each other some breathing space.
3-we think in different ways.
4-ur a great person but.....
5-ur a nice person but our opinions on different issues are vry different.
6-things are jst not wrking out.
7-I luv u but i dnt think im not in luv with u
8-may b ths is not a rgt time for us.
9-lets gve each other a chance to explore n thn decide afterwards.
10-i regard the feeling tht u hav but i think i m not sure abt myself
BAD BREAK-UP'S----
1-Send an SMS n switch off ur cell-it is extremely impersonal n shows tht u nvr really cared abt ur beloved.
2-send an e-mail.
3-breaking the news at a party or at wrk-loaction is imp unless u want to hav a lot of PDHTG(public display of hate tears n groveling).
4-telling tht u hav developed platonic fellings-dnt act stupid n make the other one fool.
5-asking a freind to break the news for u
6-telling tht u hav always hated thn deep inside.
7-punch him in the face n say tht u hav been dying to do ths for ages.
GOOD BREAK-UP'S-----
1-meet smewhr which has privacy n yet is adequately public.
2-b honest abt y u wanna let go n talk abt ur reasons instead of blame game.after all wht is not right for u may b perfect for smeone else.
3-if thr are tears b patient n gentle but b firm.
4-return gifts.
5-if u cant deal with guilt teras n emotional upheaval tht is sure to follow write a long letter explaining things. n thn leave it upto thm to meet u one last time or not.
breaking up is never easy n no matter wht thr is always tht niggling guilt abt whether those ties cud hav been severed without any bloodshed.
nvr play the blame game coz after all u hav shared some gud times toghter.instead look at the new life away frm each other as a fresh start.